[UPDATED! -- Episode turns into ruthless Disney corporate takedown! Beware Mickey Mouse blasphemy/profanity while watching key scene here.]
South Park is back for its 13th season Wednesday (10 p.m. ET, Comedy Central), with another stew satirizing a tasty menu of topical ingredients.
Kenny upsets his school pals' delicate boy balance by getting a "slut" girlfriend, then takes her to a Jonas Brothers concert where he discovers purity rings are part of the equation.
It's the first of seven new episodes from the consistently savvy pop culture send-up that debuted in (hard to believe) 1997 -- pre-Monica Lewinsky!