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FX's 'American Horror Story: Hotel' Doesn't Check Out
October 7, 2015  | By Ed Bark  | 2 comments

There comes a point where depravity and perversion overwhelm any visual artistry.

Awash in torture porn, with a blood-lusty Lady Gaga very actively participating, American Horror Story: Hotel (Wed., Oct. 7, 10 p.m. ET) marks the fifth reinvention of one of FX’s most popular franchises. Its predecessor, AHS: Freak Show, could be touching and even humorous at times amid all the macabre goings-on. Hotel in contrast, is all gore, with the Bates Motel a fuzzy-wuzzy play land compared to this place. Creator and head executive producer Ryan Murphy, who’s also killing co-eds on Fox’s Scream Queens this season, can be a very twisted dude when he wants to be. And boy, does he want to be in the first AHS without multiple Emmy-winner Jessica Lange in the ensemble cast.

The big hoo-hah addition is Gaga, whose character, “The Countess,” (top) eventually gets around to orchestrating what has to be the most gruesomely revealing and off-putting sex scene ever staged for an advertiser-supported network. The accompanying soundtrack has this recurring lyric: “As I whisper in your ear, I wanna tear you apart.” It’s a bit of a departure from singing standards with Tony Bennett.

Her domain is Los Angeles’ ornate Cortez Hotel, where two unassuming young Swedish blondes have booked residence until noticing that the place is really spooky and seemingly empty.

“For us the hotel is not right. You will please give us back our deposit,” one of them tells a desk clerk named Iris (returnee Kathy Bates, left). Sorry, no refunds. Besides, “this place’ll grow on ya.”

An assortment of other creeps also inhabit the Cortez. Maid Miss Evers (Mare Winningham) is first seen trying to clean a blood-soaked sheet. Liz Taylor (alum Denis O’Hare) is a bald cross-dresser with a threatening attitude and Sally (alum Sarah Paulson, below) is driven by horridly insatiable desires that are grotesquely acted out in Episode 1.

“I’m going to give this place a very bad review on Yelp,” one of the Swedish girls says in the premiere episode’s lone stab at humor.

The carnage otherwise keeps on coming, with the Cortez’s Room 64 serving as home base but not the only base. A super-ghoulish murder scene outside the walls of the Cortez is investigated by detective John Lowe (Wes Bentley), an upstanding guy who makes an initially strong impression. Lowe and his wife, Alex (alum Chloë Sevigny), also have a darling pre-teen daughter, Scarlett (Shree Grace Crooks), and a son . . . well, you’ll see, although it’s not much of a surprise.  AHS: Hotel tends to telegraph its supposedly shocking reveals.

FX, the last network whose mailed-out press kits are bona fide works of art, uncommonly has sent just one episode for review. And it arrived just a few days before the series’ premiere. Murphy is a very busy guy at the moment, what with Scream Queens, AHS: Hotel and an upcoming American Crime Story series for FX that will devote its first season to the arrest and trial of O.J. Simpson.

From this perspective, one hour of AHS: Hotel was more than enough. Its graphic and constant violence, including some very bad treatment of those two Swedish girls, is gratuitous, upsetting and prurient. No one expects a series with this title to be tame, cute or mayhem-free. Still, its immediate predecessor had elements of style and substance plus another bravura turn by Lange.

AHS: Hotel has the subtlety and texture of Gaga’s ill-considered meat dress. But it sure is a butcher shop.

GRADE: C-minus

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Former Fan
I have been hard core fan of the franchise from the beginning. I am 0% happy with the 2016 season Roanoke . Poorly written to say the least. I find myself wondering if these fine actors realize what a mess this season is? And Mercedes Benz, a "Proud Sponsor " I doubt it
Nov 3, 2016   |  Reply
I totally agree with you. I was disgusted with the first episode and hence, very disappointed.
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