PSYCHO YOGA INSTRUCTOR
Lifetime, 8:00 p.m. ET
This is not a recommendation. But sometimes, the randomly matched word titles for Lifetime’s telemovies are so flat-out weird, they fascinate me. It’s as though the programmers at Lifetime have twin dartboards on their wall, with words on them instead of numbers, and just shoot randomly to generate new titles. On one dartboard, the descriptors: “Teenage,” “Killer,” “Deadly.” On the other, the subjects: “Escort,” “Mistress,” “Babysitter.” And tonight, it’s a new entry, Psycho Yoga Instructor. I haven’t seen it, and don’t plan to watch it. I wonder, though, precisely what makes him such an unhinged yoga teacher. Does he instruct his pupils to perform, say, an Upward Dog?