FUTURAMA
Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m. ET
This week’s new episode has Bender working with a scientist who claims he can use the latest technology (including, gasp, a 3-D printer!) to turn the robot’s dream into reality. And even though most of Bender’s hard drive memory is reserved for porn, he does have one other object for which he lusts mightily: a vintage guitar. And the scientist is about to make him an exact copy – no strings attached.