This is not, not, not a recommendation. But when a TV network schedules a series called Duck Dynasty, then stays firmly behind it once it becomes a hit even after its reality-series cast members are quoted saying less than inclusive and loving things about certain social subsets, you wonder where the bottom is. Then it arrives: Not only is a Las Vegas stage musical called Duck Commander: The Musical mounted to take aim (so to speak) at the tourists, but after it crashes and burns after one month, A&E makes a behind-the-scenes special about it anyway. This is it. Not only the bottom of the barrel, but somewhere underneath, in the fetid soil. So watch, but only if you’re curious about redefining bad television.