HAWAII FIVE-0
CBS, 9:00 p.m. ET
I’m not really recommending this show. I’m just pointing out that tonight’s plot involves a murder at a convention of Elvis impersonators. (Or, since there are more than one, would the correct plural be Elvii?) And the thought of that reminds me of one of my favorite episodes of Dabney Coleman’s old Buffalo Bill series, when his TV station was overrun by frantic Jerry Lewis imitators. (One of them being a pre-stardom Jim Carrey.) But I digress. So what Elvis song best suits a murder investigation of Elvis impersonators? “Suspicious Minds,” perhaps? The real Elvis, pictured, left the building long, long ago...