NETWORK TV: And they wonder why nobody's watching
Here is the broadcast networks' prime time lineup for Wednesday, June 10. Try to find some TV worth watching in this. (And no, the week's 17th airing of Law & Order doesn't count.)
Yes, I know, they're throwing cheap programs on the air to try to make a buck. (They call it "managing for margins.") And yes, I know it's summer, and viewing levels are lower, anyway.
But, this? This is a patchwork Frankenstein that reeks of low-power syndicated stations and third-rate cable. Viewers see enough of these lineups, and they don't see "networks" anymore, at least not the kind of networks that used to be first-stop shopping when deciding each night what to watch. The former "big three" (or "four," if you like) are so devaluing their real estate that soon nobody will expect their programs to have any more cachet than those of Spike or Style.
And that means nobody will keep checking to see what they're airing anymore.
If a network falls in a fragmented landscape, will anyone hear it crash?
Wednesday, June 10, 2009 (all times ET) --
ABC
8 p.m. Wipeout
9 p.m. Wipeout
10 p.m. The Unusuals
CBS
8 p.m. The New Adventures of Old Christine (repeat)
8:30 p.m. Gary Unmarried (repeat)
9 p.m. Criminal Minds (repeat)
10 p.m. CSI: NY (repeat)
NBC
8 p.m. I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! (two hours)
10 p.m. Law & Order (repeat)
FOX
8 p.m. So You Think You Can Dance (two hours)
CW
8 p.m. America's Next Top Model (repeat)
9 p.m. Hitched or Ditched (repeat)
MYNETWORK
8 p.m. World's Funniest Moments (repeat)
9 p.m. The Twilight Zone (2002 version; repeat)
9 p.m. The Twilight Zone (2002 version; repeat)
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In the market in which I live, we're enduring our once-a-month, week-long (or more) onslaught of Wayne Dyer-Suze Orman-heroes-of-doo-wop, other pure crap "specials" on our primary public-TV station. (Management actually preempted last night's Yo-Yo Ma concert for its endless-loop run of Dyer's "No Excuses" program.) It wasn't that long ago that any PBS station was a sanctuary from the network endemic. Now, at least here, it's a petri dish. Maybe an answer would be putting Wayne and Suze in the middle of a jungle and viewers would have to pledge to a PBS station to get them out--oh, what a dilemma!
What a perfect time to catch up on some movies and/or old TV series via NetFlix. That's what I do every summer.
I guess this explains why there are no Wednesday Picks on the main page today. Me, I'll be watching "Time Warp" and "Mythbusters" on Discovery, and then "The Unusuals."
[Actually, Bianculli is sleeping for seven weeks after finishing his Smothers Brothers book. Best bets to come once he shakes himself awake. - Diane W.]
Overall, that is one dismal lineup! I have to give a defense for So You Think You Can Dance, though.
Despite what may be the worst title in history, this is a show that fans of American Idol (which our dear friend Bianculli certainly is) can easily embrace. I would even make the argument that it is a better show. The level of dancing is fantastic and exposes the audience to a wide variety of style - ballroom, hip hop, jazz, ballet, modern, swing, Bollywood, etc. Even better, the judges act like they care about both dance and the contestants. Critiques are tough, but fair, and contestants are given advice they can actually use to improve (but be warned that one of the judges can express her enthusiasm in a very shrill shriek!).
It won't be for everyone, but for fans of dance or fans of American Idol, I recommend it.