SITE TO SEE: TVParty.com

You can hear the bebop, smell the incense or feel the disco beat -- whatever tube era you'd like to revisit, you can immerse yourself at the video-and-memory-crammed site TVParty.com.

Primitive kiddie shows? Check. Perverse commercials? Double check. Goofy game shows? "Banned" programs? Big-time flops? Old-time wrestling? Strange celebrity deaths? Singalong jingles? Even local shows. You want it, you got it, with mind-boggling video streams, nostalgic photos, astute essays, and so much affection for the tube, it's practically suffocating.

So smother me, already, I'm a TVParty hound. I can burn hours on end wandering the site's backroads (they call 'em the TVParty Plus "archives"), which you can access for two months at a one-time charge of $5. It's like an all-you-can-eat buffet -- you don't wanna go there all the time, but when you do, time to pork out! TVParty Plus offers an additional 50 hours of streaming memories and strangeness.

Not that there isn't plenty to gobble for free at the regular TVParty page, which has been delighting tubeheads like me for the past 14 years. Among the recent hallucinatory thrills:

• Kids, Guns and TV Commercials
• Blacklisted show Amos 'n' Andy
• The Green Hornet, Mr. Terrific, and other 1960s super-flops
• Crazy 1970s Commercials
• Mysteries and Scandals
• Forgotten TV Shows

Wade in and wallow!