Last week, the Paramount network premiered, replacing Spike TV, and launched with a big-budget live installment of Spike’s signature show, the pantomime competition series Lip Sync Battle. It was a big waste of time, money and, though they didn’t really display it, talent, with such guest stars as Taraji P. Henson and Neil Patrick Harris lip-syncing to Michael Jackson songs while a stage full of dancers cavorted around them. Either the cameras covered the dancers, in which case you couldn’t see the lip sync, or vice versa. But this week, with a doubleheader of episodes, Lip Sync Battle returns to its lower-budget, more appropriate format. The challengers for the opening show: Kate Upton and Ricky Martin. Upton performs “Baby One More Time” by Britney Spears, and Martin… I don’t remember what he’s doing. Sorry.