This 2001 Kevin Smith vanity project – he wrote, starred and directed, pulling in actors and characters from his previous films – is goofy to the extreme, but it’s also enjoyably meta, leaving room for everyone from the title characters (played by Jason Mewes and Smith, respetively) to Ben Affleck, Alanis Morrissette, Mark Hamill, George Carlin, Matt Damon, and Chris Rock. And that’s not to mention, though I’m about to, the provocatively dressed jewel thieves played by, among others, Eliza Dushku and Elizabeth Shannon.