TUESDAY
FEBRUARY 2
2016

BIANCULLI’S BEST BETS

 

ABC, 8:00 p.m. ET

MIDSEASON RETURN: During the first half of the season, ABC’s new incarnation of The Muppets had some viewers complaining about the show’s too-“adult” tone and focus. At midseason, the new executive producer promised to make a course correction of sorts – and tonight, it arrives, in a knowing “meta” plot that has Miss Piggy’s talk and variety show, “Up Late,” getting a mandated makeover. Judge for yourself.

 
  
 
 

ABC, 9:00 p.m. ET

The villainous villainess, glamorous actress Whitney Frost, ended last week’s episode absorbing someone – not his thoughts, not his essence, but the entire guy. It has something to do with “Dark Matter,” which has something to do with the ever-increasing, throbbing black gash on her forehead – which she can hide, for now, with a carefully coiffed hairstyle. Does this mean Veronica Lake, back in the day, was a similar “Dark Matter”-infected Hollywood star?

 
  
 
 

PBS, 9:00 p.m. ET

President James Garfield was in office only four months when (Spoiler Alert!) he was shot by Charles Guiteau in 1881, and died of his wounds shortly thereafter. This American Experience spends two hours on this presidential cold case, even though the assailant is unassailably identified – perhaps because this story, as American assassinations go, is so little-known. But I recommend finding, hearing and watching the TV version of Assassins, the Stephen Sondheim musical that gathered all such cases into one astoundingly bold and brilliant story. Playing the wacky yet dangerous Guiteau, when I saw the revival on Broadway, was Denis O’Hare, whose singing of Guiteau’s actual gallows-day song, “I Am Going to the Lordy,” was a stunningly powerful performance. So were those by Michael Cerveris as John Wilkes Booth and Neil Patrick Harris as Lee Harvey Oswald, among others. Really worth seeking out. Check local listings.

 
  
 
 

CW, 9:00 p.m. ET

MIDSEASON RETURN: Rose McIver returns as Ivy, in an episode that displays just how much fun she and executive producer Rob Thomas are having with this series. The premise is that Ivy, though infected by a zombie, staves off the effects of full-out zombie-dom thanks to a steady diet of brains from the local coroner – her place of employment. A side effect of her brain diet is that she temporarily absorbs the memories, emotions and skills of the people she “samples,” which makes each week a chameleonic acting exercise for McIver. She’s terrific at it, and tonight, the person whose brain she tastes, and whose memories and attitudes she adopts, is that of a murdered librarian – a seemingly meek woman who, in turns out, had a secret life as an author of erotic stories. The episode title is “Fifty Shades of Grey Matter,” and in addition to seeing what McIver does with this personality adjustment, we get to hear voiceovers from the point of view of the late author – played by Kristen Bell, the leading lady of Thomas’ previous prime-time series, Veronica Mars.

 
  
 
 

Fox, 9:30 p.m. ET

Timothy Olyphant must be having a blast playing himself, as the rival and successor to Rob Lowe’s “Grinder” on this comedy series – because he’s back yet again. And this time, he’s irritating Lowe’s Dean by engaging in a mock trial with him. Dean’s already making a mockery of the law by practicing without a law degree or passing the bar, but now there are two unqualified “attorneys” doing battle. And that makes this, of course, a mock mockery.

 
  
 
 

FX, 10:00 p.m. ET

SERIES PREMIERE: I’ve seen six of the 10 episodes of this new series, which launches American Crime Story with a lengthy dramatization of the O.J. Simpson trial. Through the six hours, the drama really holds up, the courtroom moves and counter-moves are smartly and dramatically conveyed, and Courtney B. Vance and Sarah Paulson, as opposing attorneys Johnnie Cochran and Marcia Clark, deliver equally impressive and textured performances, even if their characters are less evenly matched. Cuba Gooding Jr. plays the defendant with alternating bursts of anger and childlike confusion, and the behind-the-scenes revelations are as riveting as the excavations of old media reports. The only ham-handed portions are whenever we follow Simpson friend and attorney Robert Kardashian (played by David Schwimmer) home to his family, where we’re forced to see little Kimmy and her sisters learn wide-eyed, first-hand lessons about the value of fame. John Travolta as Robert Shapiro, and Nathan Lane as F. Lee Bailey, play other members of Simpson’s “Dream Team,” and the teleplay by Larry Karaszewski and Scott Alexander, who also wrote Ed Wood and The People vs. Larry Flynt, takes it all seriously, but never ponderously. For full stories, see Ed Bark’s Uncle Barky’s Bytes and David Hinckley’s All Along the Watchtower.

 
  
 
 
 
 
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David Bianculli

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David Bianculli has been a TV critic since 1975, including a 14-year stint at the New York Daily News, and sees no reason to stop now. Currently, he's TV critic for NPR's Fresh Air with Terry Gross, and is an occasional substitute host for that show. He's also an author and teaches TV and film history at New Jersey's Rowan University. His 2009 Dangerously Funny: The Uncensored Story of 'The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour', has been purchased for film rights. His latest, The Platinum Age of Television: From I Love Lucy to the Walking Dead, How TV Became Terrific, is an effusive guidebook that plots the path from the 1950s’ Golden Age to today’s era of quality TV.