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Celebs Promote Upcoming PBS Documentaries
July 23, 2012  | By Bill Brioux  | 2 comments

BEVERLY HILLS, CA—PBS officials Sunday kept telling us what a big deal it was to have David Geffen in the house.

The media mogul had left his yacht and flown in from Sardinia just for this occasion, we were told. He's notoriously press shy and camera shy, added Susan Lacey. She's the long time executive producer of American Masters, which will air Inventing David Geffen Nov. 20.

The guy certainly didn't fuss over wardrobe, arriving in a casual white shirt plucked straight from the dryer and wrinkled pants. He had that too rich to care thing happening. He also looked like a cross between Alan Brady and Mel Cooley from The Dick Van Dyke Show.

Even Geffen knows that. Asked what he thought about seeing his life unfold in the American Masters special, he commented, "You watch yourself get old and bald, and it's a sobering experience."

Still, he likes American Masters (which scored its best ratings ever this season with its Johnny Carson profile) and was flattered to be considered one by PBS.

The man surely qualifies. The breadth of influence this guy has lorded over the entertainment business the past four decades is breathtaking. From his humble beginnings as a gofer at William Morris to his power agent days, managing the careers Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, Joni Mitchell, Jackson Browne, the Eagles — the list goes on and on. For years he stoked the star making machinery behind the popular song.

Hie dabbled in film, returning to music to produce albums for John & Yoko, Guns N' Roses, Aerosmith, Cher and Peter Gabriel, then formed another label to release CDs for Nirvana, Sonic Youth, etc.

He's had huge stage successes. He produced hit films like Risky Business and Beetlejuice. He helped form (and finance) Dreamworks. He's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

He's so vain, you'd have to think, Carly Simon even outed him as the guy in the song. "That's not true," he stated. "I'm not saying I'm not vain; I'm not her vain."

So he has a sense of humour, something celebs in the doc, like Warren Beatty, credit him with.
Asked what he'd do if he were starting out in the music business today, his response was quick and blunt: "I'd kill myself," he says.

He says the death of CDs and DVDs has wrecked the business models he mined for millions. He says stars don't make or break movies any more. "The biggest movies in the world today don't have stars in them," he says, naming Avatar as an example. "The story means more today than the cast means today — and that's a big change."

He didn't always get it right, he admitted. Art Garfunkel asked him early on in the Simon & Garfunkel days if he should go back to architecture school or stick with show business. "Stay in school," advised Geffen.

He never got to rep certain artists he pursued, such as R.E.M. A big regret? "It's not about the ones who say no," he said with a shrug. "It's about the ones who say yes." Then, sounding profound by stating the obvious: "Your life isn't made up of the people who aren't in it."

Some guy in the room asked if he had ever come across an album of astrology songs. "No," said Geffen, surely sorry he'd left the yacht for this. Buddy then tells him he's written one and it's on the Internet. "I was just curious how much penetration I'd gotten with it," the dude says. The guy kinda looked like Sid Dithers from SCTV.

PBS scrambled to put security on the door the rest of the afternoon.

There was some discussion about Joni Mitchell, Geffen's old gal pal, and has she had enough recognition for being a genius. Geffen says yes. Geffen confirmed he has nothing whatsoever to do with Dreamworks any more, if you don't count all the stock he still owns. Is there a job he'd like today in show business? "I'm 69, I don't want a job," he says. He claims he doesn't own a cell phone, has never sent a text and doesn't have a bank card. What for when you are a bank.

There were a few more questions, then he got the hell out of the building.


BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Full disclosure: I've long had a big crush on Diane Lane. The 47-year-old actress joined Meg Ryan, America Ferrera and husband-and-wife journalists Nicholas Kristof and Sheryl WuDunn at Sunday's TCA press tour session for PBS's Independent Lens documentary special Half the Sky (premiering Oct. 1 and 2).

Lane and the others talked about their participation as "celebrity advocates" for women and girls sold into sex trades and other acts of oppression, usually in third world countries.

She spent several days in Somali land working with women in a hospital, delivering babies and observing first hand maternity issues plaguing women in that region. Lane had read Kristof and WuDunn's 2009 book Half The Sky and was happy to lend her star power to the cause.

Some of the women Lane encountered were as young as 13 — the same age Lane was when she made the George Roy Hill film A Little Romance (1979). 

That film, which also starred Laurence Olivier, put her on the cover of Time magazine as one of America's rising young stars. She's gone on to star in four Francis Ford Coppola films, sizzled in Unfaithful, received an Emmy nomination forLonesome Dove and appears next year in Superman: Man of Steel. Did she have any kind of a "There but for the grace of God go I" moment, I asked, meeting these young women? 

t's really unfair that people have to be saved rather than being able to just have an opportunity," she said after a thoughtful pause. "And these people want opportunity, and they have the possibility of getting it if enough people agree that they ought to."

Lane has gone so far as to bring her teenage daughter to Rwanda four years ago "to see first hand the healing and the work" that goes on through an organization she supports, Heifer International. "I wanted her to see the aide in action."

Had to follow her out the hotel to ask a question that has been bugging me for years. I happen to have a 16mm print of A Little Romance, a sweet film shot in Europe about an American teen who falls for a young French boy played by Thelonious Bernard, then just 14. "What ever happened to that guy?" I asked.

"I don't know," said Lane, who hasn't seen him since. "I
 remember him saying he wasn't a fan of the experience at the time and he'd rather be a mathematician or a farmer."

According to Wikipedia, he's a dentist in Namtes. Bingo.
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Thelonious Bernard is a dentist in Nates France ((grin))
Aug 20, 2014   |  Reply
I just read the Washington Post piece on Lane applauding herself instead of the charity and the quotes. Shame on her. Thank goodness for America Ferrera and Meg Ryan being smarter.
Jul 23, 2012   |  Reply
That's not how it played in the room. All three actresses came off as genuine and committed to this worthy cause. Lane was as humbled by her experience as the others.
Jul 23, 2012
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